complete food companion
Item:
A book called Complete Food Companion, featuring a giant food-themed puzzle piece on the cover.
Why It’s Here:
Because someone wants their food to be lonely, apparently. Or decided to give up on their points-based diet. (Because they succeeded? Because they failed miserably? Because they’ve become a Breatharian?)
Probable Recipient:
Someone who enjoys assigning numbers to the things they put in their mouth. Maybe someone in the building has OCD. Or lonely food.
That ugly orange cover:
It’s really something, isn’t it? Retina-searing. Ouch.
dbl Said,
August 2, 2006 @ 1:03 pm
You can’t just mention Breatharianism without providing some kind of context; Some helpful clue to teach people about this wonderful life-giving, light-filling, immortalizing, original human nature that is The Breatharian Physiology. For counterpoint, you could direct people to the Wikipedia entry on Breatharianism
Josh Millard Said,
August 2, 2006 @ 1:08 pm
How could I be so careless as to neglect such references? Thank you for your diligence, sir.
Laundryroom Swapmeet » transformational breath Said,
August 2, 2006 @ 5:04 pm
[…] Someone in the building is an acolyte? Note that this is transformational breathing, which is a totally different wacky new age thing than Breatharianism, so don’t go getting all conspiracy-theoretical on my ass. […]