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dex plus phonebook

Item:

Dex Plus phonebook for Portland and Clark County.

 

Why It’s Here:

Dex Plus is the scrappy underdog of local phonebooks—we already have the traditional Yellow and White Pages around here, so the utility of this extra pile of yellow pulp is questionable at best.

So the question of why this is here is hard to resolve: no one could possibly think that someone else would want this, since the Dex folks drop several dozen of these things in front of the building every year. I like to think that this phone book fell from the sky, a gift from some implausible star-faring being unfamiliar with Earth culture.

 

Probable Recipient:

Someone new to the building and to town. Who doesn’t have net access.

 

That map of Portland and Vancouver:

Is that totally awesome or what? And it kind of looks like a pirate ship, if you squint really hard. Hint: Vacouver is the sail!

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