fruit lotion
Item:
Organics Fruit Blend lotion, in an orange pump bottle.
Why It’s Here:
Dry skin is totally the in thing now.
Probable Recipient:
A thirteen-year-old boy looking for a new tactile sensation. Good luck explaining the smell, kid. “I was, uh, at the produce section? At the grocery store?”
The thing on the bottle:
Is that a tomato? A bell pepper? What the hell?
Crystal Said,
August 3, 2006 @ 11:53 am
It’s a persimmon!
those things are confusing, or so a friend and I found from a strange culinary experiment.
they are Juicy but DRY.
Josh Millard Said,
August 3, 2006 @ 12:01 pm
Man. I had always assumed persimmons were made up. Like, the unicorn of the vegetable world.
Jesse Said,
December 4, 2006 @ 6:42 pm
Yeah my neighbor has a persimmon tree and I was like: “What are those?”