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fc willamette hoodie



A hoodie sweatshirt that says “F.C. Willamette” on it.


Why It’s Here:

I’m just not sure.  Who gets rid of a hoodie?  I mean, shit.  Hoodies are awesome.  All I can figure is that something pretty heavy must’ve gone down.

A bit of googlebation shows me that F.C. Willamette is some sort of soccer organization serving Corvallis and viagra buy Eugene, primarily.  Has some sixteen-year-old girl moved to the Big City and left her soccer pals behind?  Is this hoodie the last painful remnant of that doomed ball/foot romance?


Probable Recipient:

The same broken-hearted girl who left it here in the first place, when she realizes her mistake.  But what if…what if she’s too late?  Run, Kendra!  Run to the laundry room! 


Clothes in the swapmeet:

Isn’t that kind of confusing?  I mean, this is, ostensibly, the room where clothes get washed and dried and folded.  And the table is, again ostensibly, a place where the folding and stacking should happen.

So how can I—how can anyone in the building—be sure that this hoodie is swapmeet merchandise?  What if young Kendra was folding her clothes and just forgot to grab Ol’ Hoodie?

It is a dilemma of no small proportion.

1 Comment »

  1. CCRider Said,

    August 3, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

    Is that a stain above the “F” in F.C.? -If so, that is the generic viagra india heavy that went down, bro. Its in a spot a little far from where food or drink might spill, making its location suspect of turpitude. (dude)

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