have you seen me flyer
Item:
Two weekly “Have You Seen Me” mail inserts, with an age-progressed photo.
Why It’s Here:
Lazy building occupants left it on the table when they got their mail. (Come on, people—there’s a recycling bin like five feet away, and it’s closer to the mailbox than table is!)
One of them felt like crumpling theirs up, though. Points for effort.
Probable Recipient:
My impressive photoshop skills:
Are the only thing standing between you and the identity of the non-crumpling flyer litterer. Or between you and their apartment number, anyway: these things always come to RESIDENT.