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mirrored shower clock radio

  

Item:

A shower-ready clock radio, with round mirror.

 

Why It’s Here:

Remember that person who gave up on showers?  No showers, no shower radio.  QED.

 

Probable Recipient:

Someone who falls asleep in the shower.  Who plans on it, even.  Or didn’t you notice?  This thing has a snooze button.  For when you just need ten more minutes to sleep while showering.  Because narcolepsy is no excuse for poor hygiene.

 

But, wait, seriously:

Is this thing just totally bitchin’, or what?

P.S. Did you ever know someone who said “bitching” in the above context?  Not bitchin’, but bitching.  “Man, that is totally bitching?”

Man, I did.  Hilarious.  Hilarious.

3 Comments »

  1. twist of fait accomplis Said,

    August 14, 2006 @ 6:18 pm

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  2. dbl Said,

    August 14, 2006 @ 6:30 pm

    I say that.

  3. Josh Millard Said,

    August 14, 2006 @ 10:44 pm

    Oh.

    Really and truly?

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