200 motivational stickers
Item:
A 200-unit box of “motivational stickers”.
Why It’s Here:
Let’s face it, Momma ain’t gone raise no wussy-girly boy. Motivational stickers? Why not just put him in a little pink dress and call him Sally? No sir. Motivational beatings, that’s what the doctor ordered.
Probable Recipient:
Someone creating an interpretive collage on the subject of eBay powerselling. These stickers—”terrific”, “A+”, “wow!”—will be perfect for the section about buyer feedback.
The blurriness of the photo:
Not sure what happened there. I mean, none of this is high art—I’m not lying awake at night worrying about the image quality on that picture of a discarded headlight or anything—but this is really goddam blurry. Wow. I kinda want to stick a sarcastic “You did it!” sticker on this post.
dot dot dot Said,
August 16, 2006 @ 8:24 pm
I’m duly impressed at the high caliber of recent swapmeet items.
waviolet Said,
August 16, 2006 @ 9:29 pm
If I came to your laundry room swap area I could collect enough good stuff to have a garage sale.
Josh Millard Said,
August 16, 2006 @ 9:54 pm
Boo!
Saffron Said,
August 16, 2006 @ 9:58 pm
Booooo.
dbl Said,
August 18, 2006 @ 9:34 am
waviolet, you have waviolated the sacred trust that is the laundryroom swapmeet. Thou shalt not profit unduly from the swapmeet.