two 2Kool makeup kits
Item:
2 unopened packs of 2Kool lip service/eye candy makeup.
Why It’s Here:
Because makeup can lead to dancin’.
Probable Recipient:
My brother’s girlfiend, actually. They live in the building, and were checking their mail when I was photographing this. “Ooh”, she said. And, bam, one less makeup kit in the swapmeet. The system works!
“Kool” brand cigarettes:
Not really very cool. I don’t know if this is ironic or just the expected outcome—does anything that explicitly labels itself with a vague, desirable adjectival descriptor ever live up to said descriptor? Has anything that calls itself “rad” ever been, in fact, rad?
Which brings me to another point: songs that explicitly mention rock and roll very rarely rock.
Kool Keith Said,
August 15, 2006 @ 11:28 am
These R 2 Kool 4U.
Josh Millard Said,
August 15, 2006 @ 11:32 am
no u!
bjkeefe Said,
August 15, 2006 @ 3:21 pm
” … songs that explicitly mention rock and roll very rarely rock.”
Hear, hear. (Leaving aside Led Zeppelin’s effort.)
As a corollary, I propose:
No song mentioning how hard life is on the road is worth the listen.