black and pink yarn

Item:
Two whaddayacallums of yarn, one black, one pink.
Why It’s Here:
Someone decided not to knit that Grease-themed toaster cozy after all.
Probable Recipient:
Someone who realizes that these colors go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.
Oh, wait, it’s “skein”:
That’s what yarn things are called. I was going to look it up, but I remembered. All by myself. I rule!