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squishy pink pillow

  

Item:

A smallish, squishy hot-pink pillow.

 

Why It’s Here:

Because the previous owner couldn’t stand how it felt.

Trust me.  You may think that I just wander down into the laundry room and take pictures of this crap from a safe distance, but if you do then you think wrongly.  I have to frame these shots.  I have to make a clear space on a often-crowded table.  I have to manipulate these objects with my bare hands.  And when I say this thing is kind of gross and squishy, I mean it.  Oh lord do I mean it.

 

Probable Recipient:

Hell’s Couch. 

 

I mean, the way this pillow felt:

So gross.  So very wrong. 

<shudder>

2 Comments »

  1. Shari Said,

    August 26, 2006 @ 3:41 pm

    And then there’s the unaddressed stain.

  2. Josh Millard Said,

    August 26, 2006 @ 4:02 pm

    Well I guess it isn’t unaddressed anymore, Ms. Nosey McAwkwardpause.

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