Laundryroom Swapmeet

Item:

A smallish, squishy hot-pink pillow.

Why It’s Here:

Because the previous owner couldn’t stand how it felt.

Trust me.  You may think that I just wander down into the laundry room and take pictures of this crap from a safe distance, but if you do then you think wrongly.  I have to frame these shots.  I have to make a clear space on a often-crowded table.  I have to manipulate these objects with my bare hands.  And when I say this thing is kind of gross and squishy, I mean it.  Oh lord do I mean it.

Probable Recipient:

Hell’s Couch. 

I mean, the way this pillow felt:

So gross.  So very wrong. 

<shudder>