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grey cords

  

Item:

A pair of viagra next day grey corduroy pants.

 

Why It’s Here:

Prior owner didn’t like the semantic connection with bumpy, improvised swamp-road improvements.

 

Probable Recipient:

Someone with the good sense to realize that cords are awesome.  I love me some cords, but these were made for a short person.

 

Stupid joke I just made up:

What do cialis dosage 20mg you call striped trousers worn by men who dig up buried hives?

Bee miner cords!  AHAHAHAHA!

4 Comments »

  1. dbl Said,

    August 23, 2006 @ 8:46 am

    *crickets*

  2. RoJ Said,

    August 24, 2006 @ 8:41 am

    Really the bee part was just overkill. That’s the kind of crap I’D try to pull. I think you’re above a forced triple pun, Josh.

  3. Josh Millard Said,

    August 24, 2006 @ 8:47 am

    Above but not beyond, sir. Remind me to tell you Peter Schickele’s “Dead-C Scrolls” joke some time.

  4. maria Said,

    September 1, 2006 @ 3:16 am

    your joke isn`t funny but your cords are !!!!!!!!!!

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