grey cords
Item:
A pair of grey corduroy pants.
Why It’s Here:
Prior owner didn’t like the semantic connection with bumpy, improvised swamp-road improvements.
Probable Recipient:
Someone with the good sense to realize that cords are awesome. I love me some cords, but these were made for a short person.
Stupid joke I just made up:
What do you call striped trousers worn by men who dig up buried hives?
Bee miner cords! AHAHAHAHA!
dbl Said,
August 23, 2006 @ 8:46 am
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*crickets*
RoJ Said,
August 24, 2006 @ 8:41 am
Really the bee part was just overkill. That’s the kind of crap I’D try to pull. I think you’re above a forced triple pun, Josh.
Josh Millard Said,
August 24, 2006 @ 8:47 am
Above but not beyond, sir. Remind me to tell you Peter Schickele’s “Dead-C Scrolls” joke some time.
maria Said,
September 1, 2006 @ 3:16 am
your joke isn`t funny but your cords are !!!!!!!!!!