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apple basket



A medium-sized brown wooden basket decorated with an apple insignia.


Why It’s Here:

Because when someone asked for one of those Apple thingies to carry around their music in, this is not what they had in mind, dammit. 


Probable Recipient:

The winner of the laundryroom swapmeet’s first annual Steve Jobs Lookalike Contest.  Send in those photos, folks!


The Steve Jobs Lookalike Contest:

There is no contest.  Or, anyway, there is no basket—it’s gone already.  If you want to email me a picture of you or your wife or your dog posing as the Apple honcho, though, I won’t stop you.


  1. waterydeath Said,

    August 31, 2006 @ 9:58 am

    haiku for my discarded apple basket:

    this apple basket
    once carried empty bottles
    to the recycling

    and i hope it has gone on to a better place.

  2. Josh Millard Said,

    August 31, 2006 @ 10:15 am

    That’s some contentious phrasing—ree-SIGH-kling, surely, is your intention, but one could scan it as ree-SIGH-cull-ling instead! Poetry danger!

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