too small blue shirt
Item:
A woman’s blue t-shirt, brand new.
Why It’s Here:
Because it was too small for my brother’s girlfriend—my sister-in-date, if you will—and she ordered it over the Internet for cheap. The cost of shipping to return it would have rivaled the value of the refund. And so the swapmeet claims another victim!
Probable Recipient:
Someone who is smaller than my sister-in-date, who is not a large person, and who is smaller even than my wife, who is demonstrably petite.
I’m hoping there is a midget in the building. Because it’s going to be either that or someone with a serious eating disorder.
Six days between swapmeet updates:
Is way too long. I’m sorry. I’ve been busy. I’ll do better! I can change! I love you!
fallenposters Said,
August 30, 2006 @ 10:12 am
What does a sister-in-date become when they get engaged? A sister-in-pre-law?
Josh Millard Said,
August 30, 2006 @ 10:37 am
Ha!
Josh Millard Said,
August 30, 2006 @ 10:39 am
And no.
fallenposters Said,
August 30, 2006 @ 2:31 pm
Darn. Oh well, I still like the “sister-in-date” phrase. I’ll have to start using that one.
maria Said,
September 1, 2006 @ 3:18 am
dog
maria Said,
September 1, 2006 @ 3:18 am
s are cool