delta of venus
Item:
A DVD copy of “Delta of Venus”, in both R and NC17 rated cuts.
Why It’s Here:
Let’s take a look at the ratings for this flick over at IMDB.
Hey! The only 10/10 rating—in fact, the only rating better than 6-ish/10—is from a male under the age of 18. Yes, we get it: teenage boys love boobs. And nobody else loves this movie at all.
Probable Recipient:
Somebody who is looking for a movie that “has politics, romance, sexual awakening, war, art, anti-semitism and lots of sexy gorgeous nude woman (especially, if you like red heads) in a wonderfully photographed ‘epic’.”
That’s right, it’s not an epic, it’s an “epic”.
For a slightly better-reviewed Anais Nin period film:
Consider Henry and June, which rocks a comparitively stellar 6.2/10 rating and features Kevin Spacey.
Kevin Spacey, man! He’s one of the actors on my shitting-and-phonebook list: I like him so much, I’d watch him take a shit or read from the phonebook. Now, if someone filmed Spacey shitting while Chris Walken read the phonebook to him? That’d be a little slice of cinematic heaven.
fallenposters Said,
September 1, 2006 @ 5:41 pm
Damn, I was going to come up with a witty remark about a deleted scene from a movie featuring both Walken and Spacey–but according to the Oracle, there is no such movie. But who knows what the future may bring us.
JOEL Said,
September 4, 2006 @ 4:45 pm
Deltas of Venus: http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/transit/venus/city04-1.html
rebecca Said,
September 5, 2006 @ 3:07 pm
I originally read the title as “Delta of Venues,” which I translated to “Change of Venues,” which made me think this was a courtroom drama. Then I saw the image and decided it must be a sexy courtroom drama. But it’s not, which is a bit disappointing because I’d totally watch a courtroom drama called “Delta of Venues.”
Josh Millard Said,
September 5, 2006 @ 3:12 pm
Yeah. Wow. Seriously. We need to get a internet petition going, or something.
Delta of Venues. Starring Christopher Walken and Kevin Spacey.