c is for chocolate
Item:
A 500-piece jigsaw puzzle called C is for Chocolate, from “The Alphabet Murder Puzzle Series”.
Why It’s Here:
Previous owner found out that the butler did it. Or maybe they were constantly grossed out by that picture of a bloody cake.
Probable Recipient:
Someone who really enjoyed “A is for Air Rifle” and “B is for Botulism”.
Murder puzzles:
There’s a phrase that has so much more potential than what has been realized here. Murder puzzle! That would be a fantastic low-budget horror flick. A cursed puzzle that kills anyone that finishes it!
Of course, the ending would be pretty anticlimactic—the protagonist figures out there are like three pieces missing. But that’d be the perfect setup for the sequel: the final shot of the film is his young son finding the missing pieces under the couch, and looking curiously at the cardtable where the unfinished puzzle sits…and roll credits!
There could be a whole franchise!
“Murder Puzzle II: Edge Pieces”
“Murder Puzzle VI: Bloody Jigsaw”
“Murder puzzle XII: Back To The Card Table”
fallenposters Said,
September 8, 2006 @ 5:55 am
Maybe that will be the premise in the next “Saw” movie. You must finish the puzzle to learn how to get out of the trap!
D is for dysentery!
Joel Said,
September 8, 2006 @ 10:29 am
And that movie will be accused of being a shallow remake of Jumanji. Or its sequel Zarathrustra.
E is for embolism!
Josh Millard Said,
September 8, 2006 @ 11:02 am
And Christopher Walken? Starring—in three different roles!
F is for Farfegnugen.
Saffron Said,
September 8, 2006 @ 12:36 pm
Mmm, bloody cake.
G is for Grapenuts!
JadeNB Said,
September 8, 2006 @ 12:44 pm
H is for Hummous (mmm, topical).