blue dolphin lamp
Item:
A transluscent blue lamp shaped like a dolphin.
Why It’s Here:
Previous owner felt it was too dildonic.
Probable Recipient:
Someone who’s looking to make a statement. Specifically, this statement: “I have a lamp that looks like a glowing blue dolphin dildo.”
JadeNB Said,
September 11, 2006 @ 5:41 pm
A world with the word ‘teledildonics’ is a world which needs the phrase ‘dildon’t’.
bjkeefe Said,
September 27, 2006 @ 1:04 am
I, too, could have gone my whole life without hearing the word “teledildonics.”
Fortunately, a dolphin is a mammal, so there’s nothing fishy-smelling about this lamp. One presumes.