shattered stella artois glass
Item:
A broken Stella Artois glass in a big cardboard box.
Why It’s Here:
What? What do you—are you saying that, that—
Seriously, isn’t this the trashcan? It looks just like the trashcan. What with the washers and dryers and the mailboxes and the folding table and the being-an-entire-goddam-room.
And get off my lawn!
Probable Recipient:
Someone with some crazy glue and a lot of free time.
Self-restraint:
Is the only thing standing between you and the dozen or so terrible jokes I could make about how that glass is not looking so stella, &c.
Melissa Said,
September 12, 2006 @ 3:37 pm
This glass was obviously used in some sort of crime. Break out the “C Is for Chocolate” so we can solve this mystery!