mug and plate in orange box
Item:
An unmatched ceramic mug and a plate, in an orange box.
Why It’s Here:
To frighten and confuse!
It’s worth noting that the orange box originally contained ski-boots. Not that you’d be able to tell, from where you’re sitting—the text in the photo isn’t readable without a pair of patented Ultra-Vision Goggles—but take my word for it. Dinnerware in an orange ski-boot box. Lovecraftian, this thing.
Probable Recipient:
Someone who keeps leaving their ski-boots sitting out. You know who you are.
New patented Ultra-Vision Goggles:
They’re the patentedest!