method laundry detergent
Item:
A bottle of “method” brand laundry detergent.
Why It’s Here:
I suspect it was just stopping by. Laundry room, and all.
Or perhaps it was deliberately left here by a sadistic former owner, as the ultimate rejection: unwanted even in the very room for which it was ostensibly designed to be useful. A final insult, a magnificently cruel twist of the knife.
Probable Recipient:
Someone with dirty clothes, and who isn’t such a jerk.
Horror movie idea #37:
A crazed murderer who kills his victims with laundry detergent! Or in laundry rooms or laundromats. Or something. The key idea is the laundry-related killings.
And for product placement, we could work this brand right into the tagline!
“The Launderer: There’s a Method to his Madness!!!
RoJ Said,
September 27, 2006 @ 1:30 pm
Should they opt out, any detergent makes a good tagline, really.
No murderer has never been so Bold
This summer, a bloody Tide washes up on the Laundromat.
Gross, he totally killed that guy with a Wisk
etc.
Josh Millard Said,
September 27, 2006 @ 1:31 pm
Whatever you do, stay out of room 409!
JadeNB Said,
September 27, 2006 @ 8:49 pm
He killed him with his Arm and a Hammer!
Or, uh, something.
Joel Said,
September 28, 2006 @ 6:41 am
Hitchcock’s Rear Window: I believe I feel a Dreft!
This brings me back to my childhood, shopping with the family when my brother first spotted this brand of detergent and we made an impromptu Wayne’s World routine based on the “product placement” scene. Something like this:
Garth: Did you cut one, Wayne?
Wayne: Shyeah! No way! It’s the wind or something.
Garth: Why yes, I do believe I feel a Dreft.
Yes, we were awesome.
Joel Said,
September 28, 2006 @ 6:52 am
Clearly this is the moderate faction (mainly Methodists) of Dr. Bronner’s ALL ONE! ALL ONE! soapocracy.