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spiral-base desk lamp



A shiny brushed-metal desk lamp with a spiral-tubing base.


Why It’s Here:

I’ve noticed that we see a lot of lamps at the swapmeet [uno, dos, tres].  And what do we do when we have a trend?

We make up a theory! 

Swapmeet Lamp Theorem: lamps are more consistently swappable than any other furnishing, according to three factors:

  1. They are inexpensive enough to where to find cialis'>where to find cialis get rid of casually
  2. They are small enough to carry down to the swapmeet table
  3. They are useful enough to not just throw away

That’s it right there.  That’s the real stuff, folks.  Science in action.


Probable Recipient:

Someone looking to spruce up their grow-op.


I think it would be funny:

to convince some unsuspecting entrepreneur/marketeer that “grow-op” is actually just industry short-hand for “growth opportunity”.  Get them to start using it in business pitches and link for you viagra discounts stuff.

“Yes sir, Tom, this a real money-making opportunity.  Get in on the ground floor, my friend, because I’m talking about a genuine grow-op!  I’m talking ab—what?  Whassamatter?”


  1. JadeNB Said,

    October 16, 2006 @ 1:04 pm

    ‘Theorum’? (’Consitently’ will pass without remark outside parentheses.)

  2. Josh Millard Said,

    October 16, 2006 @ 1:35 pm

    Oof. Fixed and fixed. In my defense, (1) 66K other pages feature the same mistake, and (2) it looks cooler with a u, anyway.

  3. JadeNB Said,

    October 17, 2006 @ 11:06 pm

    You are a man of honour. (See, I think things look cooler with a ‘u’, too!) However, in response to (1), I am forced to ask — if all the buy cialis online canada other kids were proving theorums, would you, too?

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