black jewelry box
Item:
A small black jewelry box, topped by shiny embroidered beads.
Why It’s Here:
The last time a jewelry box showed up, I didn’t know what the hell it was. My wife pointed out that it was a jewelry box. Which it clearly is, I suppose.
So this? This is here to give me a chance to correctly identify it. Salvation. Redemption. I am a whole man once more.
Probable Recipient:
One of those lucky, dashing, incredibly desirable people who can successfully identify jewelry boxes.
Warning, bad joke follows:
What do you call earrings shaped like Ali and Foreman?
Jewelry boxers!