kenmore blender base

Item:
The base of a Kenmore 5-speed blender. No glass pitcher included.
Why It’s Here:
Resident has recently discovered organic-friendly grocery store Whole Foods, is taking the name way too literally.
Probable Recipient:
Prince Charming, who has been all these long nights coveting the glass pitcher discarded in flight by the emotionally unstable but incontestably hawt belle of the ball. Having fit that glass vessel into its rightful and destined place, he will make a smoothie. Of love.
You know what Disney needs:
More blenders. Beauty and the Beast had all this anthropomorphic furniture, sure, yay, awesome, but I don’t remember seeing a blender. Shameful. Makes you wonder if old Walt was an anti-Blendite.
“Kenmore”, he would shriek at some cringing young animator’s suggestion, letting backhand fly, spilling inkwells across drawing tables. “Kenmore? How about Ken less! How about Ken not a chance in hell!”

