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white three-ring binder



A white three-ring binder, with nothing inside.


Why It’s Here:

It’s a metaphor.  A metaphor for creative potential.  Because all of us, we’re like three ring binders of life.  We yearn to be filled with college- or wide-rule paper.  We foster within us a burning need to snap open, snap shut—but always by the end tabs, never by the rings, or they will get bent.  And nobody wants bent rings.  Nobody.

Or maybe it’s a metaphor for the new year.  Happy 2007: get to work on this binder.  What a dreary thought.


Probable Recipient:

Some jackass little kid who will bend the rings.  Goddammit.


May Auld Aquantaince Be Forgot:

And something something beer.  Here’s to regular updates, folks.


  1. JadeNB Said,

    January 2, 2007 @ 11:15 am

    Welcome back!

  2. muddgirl Said,

    January 4, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    Even if one is scrupulous in using only the end tabs, resisting the generic online viagra'>generic online viagra temptation of opening and closing by pulling on the top ring (which is always the loosest), the rings will inevitably bend, so that papers half-slide out, or else are pierced by misaligned metal jaws. THAT is a metaphor, my friend.

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