Laundryroom Swapmeet

Item:

An issue of Taste of Home magazine, featuring Apple Contest Winners.

Why It’s Here:

Deposited by embittered Apple Contest Loser.

Probable Recipient:

Recent out-of-town transplant who’s feeling homesick.  Ironically, eating this magazine will only make them feel sicker.

So those caramel apples:

What’s going on there?  There’s, what, caramel and frosting and, uh, crushed peanuts?  Crumbled cornbread?  Whatever it is, jammed in around the popsicle sticks.  That’s just way too busy for a caramel apple.