faultless heavy starch
Item:
A canister of Faultless brand heavy starch, with a no clog guarantee.
Why It’s Here:
Whatever the reason, we can be pretty sure it’s not the starch’s fault.
Probable Recipient:
The can advertises an “extra crisp finish”, so I’m banking on a goofy, accident-prone neighbor whose poor decision-making skills are matched only by her inventiveness in the kitchen: extra crispy chicken, baby.
There’s a picture of a shirt:
and an electric iron, just in case you bought this on impulse and weren’t sure what it was for. Thoughtful!