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black plastic chair

  

Item:

A black molded-plastic bucket chair.

 

Why It’s Here:

Remember the episode of Seinfeld, where George talks to a security guard in a store and asks if he gets tired of standing all day, and they sort of discuss the relative merits of sitting versus standing, and then George ends up buying the guy a stool and click here buy viagra online canadian pharmacy the guy nods off and hijinks ensue?

I think this is sort of like that except without the guard or the store or George Costanza.

 

Probable Recipient:

The new laundry room security guard that we might get if we decided to get a security guard for the laundry room for some reason.

 

I’ve been dying of canadian online pharmacy viagra the flu:

and that’s why I didn’t update the last couple days.  I’m feeling a bit better now, and also intensely (read: “very mildly”) guilty about my first failure to update since 2007 got kicking.  Mea culpa.  Mea maxima culpa.

2 Comments »

  1. Secretariat Said,

    January 18, 2007 @ 6:24 pm

    Remember when people kept breaking into the mailboxes in the oene.com.br laundryroom? That’s why we’d get a security guard.

  2. Josh Millard Said,

    January 18, 2007 @ 6:38 pm

    Ooh, good point. Goddam mail thieves.

    Also, steeltrap-memory correspondent Nick Beaudry points out that it was, in fact, a rocking chair that Costanza provided.

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