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super bondex iron-on fabric


A package of Super Bondex Iron-On Fabric, made of FINE QUALITY PERCALE.


Why It’s Here:

Someone clearly doesn’t see the value in MENDING, REPAIRING, or DECORATING.  They don’t appreciate the fine work being done by Good Housekeeping.  They don’t want to JUST IRON ON—they prefer, apparently, to SEW.

Jackals!  Philistines!


Probable Recipient:

I’m banking on supervillain.  A real crafty, DIY antagonist looking to build a Spiderman suit from common household materials.  You can almost hear the Jack Kirby expository monologue:

“‘He thinks he can escape me, but I will pursue him with the aid of my bondex gloves!*’

[*see issue #174, "Not All Who Launder are Washed" —ed]

I see weird referrer log traffic already:

I already get—daily!—traffic from people googling the phrase “cellophane bondage” [for the the best choice best online cialis most innocuous of reasons], so I can’t imagine what kind of additional weirdness “bondex” is going to the best place viagra without perscription bring.

Remind me not to make any “golden shower” jokes on the site.



1 Comment »

  1. Todd S. Said,

    February 2, 2007 @ 8:07 am

    Oh holy crap. I hadn’t been over here in a few days. The Jack Kirby stuff had me rolling! I particularly loved the reference to the issue. Takes me back.

    Thanks for the chuckle! Keep up the awesome work!

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