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bored angel painting



A framed print of a painting of a bored (or possibly wistful) angel.


Why It’s Here:

Previous owner got sick of all the eye rolling.  “Damn you,” he said to the painting, “why can’t you just give me a straight answer for once?  Just tell me!  Tell me!  Do these pants, or do they not, make me look fat and the best site buy discount cialis oh don’t you roll your eyes at me you chubby little son of a—”


Probable Recipient:

Local budding Christian Bebop artist Cherub Checkers, pen behind the recent godpop hit “Do the Twist (in His Name)”.


Fats Domino, Chubby Checkers:

These are names that would just not fly these days.  Alternative Bodystyle Backgammon, maybe, but don’t push your luck.


  1. JadeNB Said,

    January 23, 2007 @ 11:47 am

    Ectomorphic Monopoly. You know you’d pay to hear him sing.

  2. JadeNB Said,

    January 23, 2007 @ 11:48 am

    Or you can recast them as rappers: The Notorious C.H.U.B.B.Y.

  3. Josh Millard Said,

    January 23, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

    Walk While Breathing Heavily DMC

  4. JadeNB Said,

    January 23, 2007 @ 6:41 pm


  5. JadeNB Said,

    January 23, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

    Oops, sorry. I mixed up ectomorphs and endomorphs.

    (This Comment Contains No Jokes.)

  6. joel Said,

    January 23, 2007 @ 8:35 pm

    Obese McMuffin and the Trans Fats

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