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kenmore blender base

  

Item:

The base of a Kenmore 5-speed blender.  No glass pitcher included.

 

Why It’s Here:

Resident has recently discovered organic-friendly grocery store Whole Foods, is taking the name way too literally.

 

Probable Recipient:

Prince Charming, who has been all these long nights coveting the http://www.themavencircle.com/wordpress/buy-viagra-online-without-prescription glass pitcher discarded in flight by the emotionally unstable but incontestably hawt belle of the ball.  Having fit that glass vessel into its rightful and orphanroad.com destined place, he will make a smoothie.  Of love.

 

You know what Disney needs:

More blenders.  Beauty and the Beast had all this anthropomorphic furniture, sure, yay, awesome, but I don’t remember seeing a blender.  Shameful.  Makes you wonder if old Walt was an anti-Blendite.

“Kenmore”, he would shriek at some cringing young animator’s suggestion, letting backhand fly, spilling inkwells across drawing tables.  “Kenmore?  How about Ken less!  How about Ken not a chance in hell!”

9 Comments »

  1. rebecca Said,

    January 25, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    Ew. Love smoothie.

  2. bjkefe Said,

    January 25, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

    “… taking the name way too literally …”

    Too good!

  3. bjkeefe Said,

    January 25, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

    I can’t believe I have to correct the spelling of only best offers viagra uk my own name.

  4. bjkeefe Said,

    January 25, 2007 @ 10:11 pm

    Well, I tried to correct my previous post, and it seems to click here viagra order have overwritten my original post, n which I LOLed at the Whole Foods pun, so hard that I misspelled my own name.

    But comment-interface angst has spoiled the moment. I apologize for cluttering up this fine blog.

  5. Josh Millard Said,

    January 25, 2007 @ 10:21 pm

    Sorry for the www.veliadear.com comment-form comedown, bjkeefe. I run things against a moderation queue to keep out the spam, which can be disconcerting if you’re feeling chatty.

    Don’t be a stranger!

  6. Joel Said,

    January 26, 2007 @ 11:21 am

    Oddly enough, I happen to own a blender base with no glass pitcher attached. If someone actually takes this, that gives me hope I can get rid of it someday.

    After my ex knocked the glass pitcher on the kitchen floor, I now own a plastic-pitcher blender. FYI, the hardest part was keeping my cat out of the pile of smoothie and glass shards.

  7. Leslie Said,

    April 13, 2007 @ 8:53 am

    I miss the swapmeet. Come back!

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    April 30, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

    Me, too! Just because you’re busy with other projects and stuff, doesn’t mean you can go neglecting your public here, dammit!

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