pair of black shoes
Item:
It’s a pair of black shoes, dressy and in good condition.
Why It’s Here:
Because this is the laundry room. This is the table where people put things. The table where, in theory, I take pictures of things and post those pictures on the internet and say funny things about them.
Probable Recipient:
Someone for whom they are the right size and to whom the look of the shoes is appealing. Will they try them on in the laundry room, or just eyeball the size and test the fit only later, in the comfort of their own apartment? And if the latter, then if the shoes turn out not to fit, what then? A stealthy return? Into the wastebin?
So it’s been like months:
And a few of you have left nice comments saying, “hey, update!” And so, here we go. I’m going to try to update. It won’t be daily like it used to be, unless I really feel like it that week etc, but I’ll make an effort. I’ll even try to be funny; consider this a sort of deadpan peace offering while I stretch my legs.
So hi, again. How’ve you been?
bjkeefe Said,
May 8, 2007 @ 7:26 pm
Welcome back! Been too long.
housepig Said,
May 9, 2007 @ 7:46 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
glad to see a new one, as deadpan as it may be.
Josh Millard Said,
May 9, 2007 @ 5:07 pm
Yeah. Far too long. Time to rebuild some good habits, I figure.
matildaben Said,
May 12, 2007 @ 5:57 am
If those shoes were my size, I would find them adequate and perhaps attempt to try them on if it were convenient.
Josh Millard Said,
May 12, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
I should lay down a ruler or something. No idea how big they were, now.
Leslie Said,
May 21, 2007 @ 12:09 pm
Hooray, Swapmeet! Welcome home! I forgot to check back, so I’m like a week late to the party. Sorry.