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spagetti maker box

  

Item:

A brown cardboard box labelled “spagetti maker”, with what looked like it could be a spaghetti maker inside.

 

Why It’s Here:

Have you ever been to a grocery store?  They have a pasta section.  You can buy spaghetti.  For like a buck.  And then you just go home and http://banter-latte.annotations.com/cheapest-viagra-online boil water.  It’s a modern goddam miracle of convenience—and on real cialis online a tired-out evening, when you just want to kick back with some pasta and an episode of Antiques Roadshow, hauling out the Spagetti Maker starts to sound like a lot of i use it buy viagra canada work.  Crazy talk.  Nutso.  It’s like handwashing your underwear, not because the washer is on the blink, but just for fun.

A spaghetti maker is like touching dirty underwear, is what I’m saying.

 

Probable Recipient:

A panty-raider with tremendously bad eyesight.

 

I want to mock the viagra from india'>viagra from india spelling of ’spagetti’:

But it gets like 1.5M google hits to the 5M for ’spaghetti’, so it must be a pretty common variant.  So instead, I’m just going to suggest that people start using “rhavioli” to even things out a bit.

1 Comment »

  1. RoJ Said,

    May 11, 2007 @ 7:14 am

    Vivos los Rhaviolition!

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