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EM5014 inspiration perfume

  

Item:

A bottle of cyan-colored AIRWICK EM5014 Inspiration perfume.

 

Why It’s Here:

Previous owner has a rare dissociative disorder that has crippled his mind such that he can only recognize objects by vague descriptive properties.  He saw “blue and sloshy” and thought, okay, I guess I do need mouthwash.

 

Probable Recipient:

Distraught, panicky members of Chicago, glad finally to have relocated it after a long period of meaninglessness.

They wanna have it near them.

 

I like the phrase “toilet water”:

It really kind of brings the whole cosmetics industry back down to earth.

2 Comments »

  1. Cyannosaurus Tex Said,

    May 22, 2007 @ 8:13 pm

    Butt plug?

    BUTT. PLUG.

  2. Josh Millard Said,

    May 23, 2007 @ 10:13 am

    Ew.

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