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Some things are things that you put other things inside of. And I guess sometimes you just run out of things to put in these things, and so you put these things on the dandelionrevolution.com swapmeet table in hopes that someone else will have some uncontained things that need dealing with.

brass pot

  

Item:

Brass pot.

Why It’s Here:

Ass pot.

Probable Recipient:

Trash slot.

Sass not:

Crass bot.

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black suitcase

  

Item:

A medium-sized black suitcase in good condition.

Why It’s Here:

I don’t know!  I mean, christ, it’s a perfectly decent suitcase!  I try to come up with reasons for this stuff, but c’mon!  eBay!  Craigslist!  This isn’t a half-emptied bottle of avocado-rum hair gel, people, it’s a freakin’ suitcase.  It’s got little wheels and http://www.thegreatdisplaycompany.com/generic-form-of-viagra everything!  You can sell this!  You can turn this directly into money with minimal effort!

Though maybe there were body parts inside or something.  I didn’t check.

Probable Recipient:

Someone who is going to be all “holy crap, I can’t believe someone was just giving this away!  It’s a sweet-ass suitcase!  They must be a real idiot, whoever they are!  Seriously!”  Seriously!

Or it might be a zombie suitcase:

You know, like in that George Romero movie.

You know the one I’m talking about.

Samsonite of the Living Dead.

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EM5014 inspiration perfume

  

Item:

A bottle of cyan-colored AIRWICK EM5014 Inspiration perfume.

 

Why It’s Here:

Previous owner has a rare dissociative disorder that has crippled his mind such that he can only recognize objects by vague descriptive properties.  He saw “blue and sloshy” and thought, okay, I guess I do need mouthwash.

 

Probable Recipient:

Distraught, panicky members of Chicago, glad finally to have relocated it after a long period of only for you cheap generic viagra meaninglessness.

They wanna have it near them.

 

I like the phrase “toilet water”:

It really kind of brings the whole cosmetics industry back down to viagra now online'>viagra now online earth.

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stoppered bottle

Item:

A green-tinted glass bottle, full of unidentified liquid, with a cork stopper.

Why It’s Here:

Because some guy’s girlfriend was so angry about not being able to open it that she decided to get rid of it. He tried to open it himself to change her mind, but in the end he couldn’t stop ‘er.

Probable Recipient:

Someone who has been waiting to hear from an sea-faring lover for so long that they’ve lost all sense of reason.

And they’ve been listening to the Police, see.

Message in a Bottle? The song?

Get it?

*taptaptap*

Is this thing on?

If this stoppered bottle had a name:

It would be Tom.

TOM STOPPARD, DAMMIT.

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black jewelry box

  

Item:

A small black jewelry box, topped by shiny embroidered beads.

 

Why It’s Here:

The last time a jewelry box showed up, I didn’t know what the hell it was.  My wife pointed out that it was a jewelry box.  Which it clearly is, I suppose.

So this?  This is here to www.veliadear.com give me a chance to correctly identify it.  Salvation.  Redemption.  I am a whole man once more.

 

Probable Recipient:

One of those lucky, dashing, incredibly desirable people who can successfully identify jewelry boxes. 

 

Warning, bad joke follows:

What do you call earrings shaped like Ali and Foreman?

Jewelry boxers!

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boston blend coffee mug

  

Item:

A white ceramic coffee mug with a yellow “Boston Blend” label.

 

Why It’s Here:

I suspect that it’s a very late and very confused bid to contribute to the Boston Tea Party.

 

Probable Recipient:

A Patriots fan?

 

Coffee?

Coffee is http://www.coeescv.net/how-to-buy-cialis for closers!

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mug and plate in orange box

Item:

An unmatched ceramic mug and a plate, in an orange box.

Why It’s Here:

To frighten and confuse!

It’s worth noting that the buy discount viagra orange box originally contained ski-boots. Not that you’d be able to tell, from where you’re sitting—the text in the photo isn’t readable without a pair of patented Ultra-Vision Goggles—but take my word for it. Dinnerware in an orange ski-boot box. Lovecraftian, this thing.

Probable Recipient:

Someone who keeps leaving their ski-boots sitting out. You know who you are.

New patented Ultra-Vision Goggles:

They’re the patentedest!

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green mesh da nang bag

  

Item:

A green mesh bag, about a foot deep, with the words “DA NANG” in stenciled block letters.

 

Why It’s Here:

Because someone knows better than to mesh with Da Nang. 

 

Probable Recipient:

Someone looking to make tea in bulk.  Stuff this thing full of Orange Pekoe and run a hot bath!

 

If you read it really fast:

Da Nang starts to look like “Dang”.  I bet that came up a lot in rough drafts of pfizer levitra uk'>pfizer levitra uk Veitnam war flicks:

FATHER: “Son, we need you on the farm!  Don’t run off and viagra 50 mg join the army!”

SON: “It’s too late!  I’m going to a seaport in central Vietnam!”

FATHER: “Dang!”

BOTH GIGGLE

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red beauty purse

  

Item:

A small red velvet purse with the word “beauty” written in rhinestones.

 

Why It’s Here:

Prior owner got sick of waiting for matching “the beast” wallet to wow)) viagra professional come along. 

 

Probable Recipient:

Someone looking for just that much more constant validation.  I’m imagining an uncertain thirtysomething, going to bars to meet men and pointing helpfully to this thing when she catches their eyes. 

 

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme:

Sorry, Disney lyricist, but I have to call bullhookey.  Tale as old as time?  The sub/dom, opposites attract, goodness-hidden-beneath-monstrosity themes of Beauty and the Beast as old as time?  Was there something analogous going on amidst those eventful first femtoseconds of the Big Bang?  I do not think so!

Even the latter claim seems like a stretch.  Song as old as rhyme?  That’s not a very specific delineation—are we to believe that this song is exactly as old as rhyme?  As old as and possible older than?  And in that case, is the song in the film a translation from whichever Ur-language first contained rhyme?  To say nothing of how a singing teapot would have such a thorough command of the history of song and language.

I’m not buying it.  I’m starting to think that movie wasn’t very realistic at all.

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apple basket

  

Item:

A medium-sized brown wooden basket decorated with an apple insignia.

 

Why It’s Here:

Because when someone asked for one of joshmillard.com those Apple thingies to carry around their music in, this is not what they had in mind, dammit. 

 

Probable Recipient:

The winner of the laundryroom swapmeet’s first annual Steve Jobs Lookalike Contest.  Send in those photos, folks!

 

The Steve Jobs Lookalike Contest:

There is no contest.  Or, anyway, there is no basket—it’s gone already.  If you want to we choice no prescription viagra email me a picture of you or your wife or your dog posing as the levitra pills'>levitra pills Apple honcho, though, I won’t stop you.

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